Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel. |
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet. |
Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined. |
The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements." |
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. |
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you. |
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. |
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. |
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own. |
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before. |
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately. |
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial. |
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins. |
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone. |
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow. |