 An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory. |
| Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses. |
| It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. |
| Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. |
| One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it. |
| A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not. |
| You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. |
| Sex is a two-way treat. |
| Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. |
| You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something. |
| Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. |
| The most efficient labor-saving device is still money. |
| One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. |
| Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business. |
| The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. |
| Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. |
| All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day. |
| The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. |
| When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet. |
| Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. |
