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Fred A. Allen

A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

   

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

   

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

   

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

   

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

   

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

   

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

   

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

   

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

   

California is a great place to live if you're an orange.

   

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

   

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

   

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

   

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

   

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