 Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. |
| Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear. |
| The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things. |
| If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman. |
| Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? |
| They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear. |
