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Garrison Keillor
August 7, 1942 -
Nationality: American
Category: Writer
Subcategory: American Writer

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.


God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.


I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'


A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.


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