 A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. |
| Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature. |
| It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. |
| One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach. |
| To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations. |
| A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. |
| Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people. |
| The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking. |
| After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. |
| If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. |
| A good folly is worth what you pay for it. |
| Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. |
| Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense. |
| She was short on intellect, but long on shape. |
| For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver. |
| In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. |
| Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. |
