 Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. |
| The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. |
| Most people do not pray; they only beg. |
| Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough. |
| Hell is full of musical amateurs. |
| We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. |
| Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious. |
| Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid. |
| I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. |
| Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. |
| Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability. |
| I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. |
| Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. |
| The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself. Topics: Courage |
| Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad. |
| There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot. |
| Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. |
| A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. |
| All great truths begin as blasphemies. |
| Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. |
