 I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life. |
| Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties. |
| I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on. |
| I'm the flavor of the month. |
| There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq. |
| After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy. |
| When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win. |
| We're picking on people we can beat. |
| I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?' |
| You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk. |
| The only failure is not to try. |
| I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him. |
| Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. |
| I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film. |
| America can't beat anyone anymore. |
| I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on. |
| They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given. |
| You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now. |
| I'm really white trash. |
| The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.' |
