I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. |
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. |
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. |
I understand your new play is full of single entendres. |
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. |
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. |
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. |
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. |
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. |