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George S. Kaufman
November 16, 1889 - June 2, 1961
Nationality: American
Category: Dramatist
Subcategory: American Dramatist

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.


At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.


The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.


I understand your new play is full of single entendres.


When I was born I owed twelve dollars.


Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.


Satire is what closes on Saturday night.


When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.


Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.


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