I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time. |
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. |
Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp. |
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. |
Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts. |
I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl. |
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. |
Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out. |
No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism. |