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Gilbert Gottfried
February 28, 1955 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.


I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.


Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.


If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.


Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.


I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.


The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.


Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.


No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.


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