 Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls. |
| A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. |
| One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. |
| Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. |
| The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive. |
| Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear. |
| Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. |
| The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do. |
| When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer. |
| In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything. Topics: Business |
