 The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. |
| Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. |
| To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. |
| Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. |
| Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. |
| Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. |
| Variety is the spice of love. |
| The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. |
| Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. |
| Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. |
| The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. |
| When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. |
| There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. |
| Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? |
| When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. |
| You will never win if you never begin. |
| One man's folly is another man's wife. |
| It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. |
| A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. |
| After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. |
