When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next. |
Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before. |
The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny. |
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look. |
I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact. |
I don't have any particular burning desire to go back to being cuddly. Not really. |
I don't think there's much point in putting me a deep, dark, heavy, emotional film because there are people who do it so much better than I do. |
But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer, but the one being pursued. That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man. |