 Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed. |
| All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed. |
| The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer. |
| If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem. |
| Every emancipation has in it the seeds of a new slavery, and every truth easily becomes a lie. |
| The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure. |
| Rich people march on Washington every day. |
