 If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim. |
| A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children. |
| It's only the giving that makes you what you are. |
| I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton. |
| Seek that which within lies waiting to begin the fight of your life that is everyday. |
| Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim. |
