 It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty. |
| America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man. |
| You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours. |
| The only people who never fail are those who never try. |
| Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather. |
| When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it. |
| Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand. |
