 A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. |
| A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. |
| I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. |
| An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. |
| Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. |
| A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't. |
| Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. |
| If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. |
| As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid. |
