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Page 1 of 1Jack Benny
February 14, 1894 - December 26, 1974
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian
|  Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. | | Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. | | If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. | | Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. | | Modesty is my best quality. | | Gags die, humor doesn't. | | I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. | | It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. | | My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. | | I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. |
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