 If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D. |
| I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock. |
| You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow. |
| The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be. |
| I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. |
| We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. |
| There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it. |
