 What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts. |
| With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. |
| There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. |
| In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviorally wild, and it's crazy to think of any form where it's just one way. |
| I have a lot of vanity. |
| I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that. |
| Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot. |
| I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation. |
| Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. |
