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Jasper Carrott
March 14, 1945 -
Nationality: English
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: English Comedian

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.


Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.


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