 Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. |
| The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets. |
| The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. |
| The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. |
| You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch. |
| If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. |
| More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own. |
| Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? |
| I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" |
| Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. |
