 I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field. |
| Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players? |
| True Yankees are born, not made. |
| When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. |
| Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing. |
| I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball. |
| I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating. |
| If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. |
| I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. |
| I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. |
| Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. |
| You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. |
| If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. |
| Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. |
| I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once. |
