I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story. |
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. |
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. |
It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy. |
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?" |
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial." |
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. |
The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all. |
Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect. |
You only think of the best comeback when you leave. |
I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous. |
There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family. |
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. |
I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists. |
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. |
I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch. |
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. |
They got a great performance from me. I was happy. |
We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something. |
I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic. |