 When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off. |
| There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words. |
| Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together. |
| There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started. |
| It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States. |
| Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. |
| Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character for seven episodes. Eleven years and 22 Emmys later, Cliff was still sitting at that bar. |
| I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with. |
| I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before. |
| Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago. |
| I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there. |
| Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it. |
