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Johnny Vegas
September 11, 1971 -
Nationality: British
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: British Comedian

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!


It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.


I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.


If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.


There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.


Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.


You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.


This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.


They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.


I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.


We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.


My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.


I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.


Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.


I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.


For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.


When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.


You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.


I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.


With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.


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