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Jon Stewart Quotes
Page 2 of 2Jon Stewart
November 28, 1962 -
Nationality: American
Category: Entertainer
Subcategory: American Entertainer
|  McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. | | I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. | | I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. | | I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.' |
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