 Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get. |
| A laugh is a terrible weapon. |
| It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells. |
| I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings. |
| Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. |
| If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked. |
| My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews. |
| If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny. |
