 Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer. |
| There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. |
| The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts. |
| The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you. |
| A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it. |
| I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool. |
| Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. |
| Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. |
| A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. |
| Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing? |
| The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. |
| Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time? |
| No nice men are good at getting taxis. |
| The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.' |
| From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. |
