 An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured. |
| A thick skin is a gift from God. |
| Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher. |
| History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. |
| The rare case where the conquered is very satisfied with the conqueror. |
| All parts of the human body get tired eventually - except the tongue. |
| Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat. |
| The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt. |
| In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity. |
