 Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. |
| A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. |
| It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them. |
| I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up. |
| The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now. |
| A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
| I've always loved a challenge. |
| My life has been a series of emergencies. |
| I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible. |
