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Laura Kightlinger Quotes
Page 1 of 1Laura Kightlinger
June 13, 1964 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian
|  I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. | | I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. | | I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead. | | I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it. |
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