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Les Dawson Quotes
Page 1 of 1Les Dawson
February 2, 1933 - June 10, 1993
Nationality: English
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: English Comedian
|  I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. | | I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. | | Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up. | | I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' | | My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. |
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