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Margaret Smith
Category: Comedian

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

   

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

   

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

   

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

   

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

   

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

   

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