If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No." |
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes. |
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? |
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. |
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. |
Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty. |