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Mark McKinney
June 26, 1959 -
Nationality: Canadian
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: Canadian Comedian

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

   

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

   

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

   

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

   

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

   

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

   

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

   

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

   

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

   

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

   

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

   

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