 Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life. |
| I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked. |
| I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak. |
| I was asked to model but I never took up the offer. |
| In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm. |
| Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way. |
| When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem. |
| Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first. |
| It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level. |
| You have to really think about things before you do them. |
| I don't want to do anything in bad taste. |
| The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England. |
| I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh. |
| I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising. |
| Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product. |
| I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. |
| God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored. |
| The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable. |
| We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to. |
| I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it. |
