| Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.
| I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it.
| There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
| I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.
| I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me.
| I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point.
| A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything.
| Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.
| When you reach the top, that's when the climb begins.
| I'm the audience's representative on earth.
| I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
| The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse.
| English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite.
| January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.
| I wouldn't make an anti-American film. I'm one of the most pro-American foreigners I know. I love America and Americans.
| At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either.
| The standing ovation threw me... to be held in such regard in a town so full of talent is quite something.
| Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture.
| If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedule your moviemaking.
| Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.