 He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. |
| These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels. |
| What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'? |
| He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan. |
| Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. |
| I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset. |
| Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding. |
| He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask. |
| It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. |
| We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes. |
| My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone. |
| The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor. |
| I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan. |
