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Mike Epps
November 18, 1970 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.

   

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.

   

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

   

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

   

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

   

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.

   

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.

   

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