 Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. |
| You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to. |
| As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. |
| It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America. |
| I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years. |
| Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. |
| Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. |
| I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults. |
| Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. |
| The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion. |
| I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth. |
