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Mort Sahl
May 11, 1927 -
Nationality: Canadian
Category: Journalist
Subcategory: Canadian Journalist

My life needs editing.

   

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

   

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

   

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

   

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

   

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

   

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