 If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. |
| You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. |
| A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings. |
| One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them. |
| If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it. |
| What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's. |
| If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. |
| It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him. |
| We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do. |
| Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators. |
| Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam. |
