 But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it. |
| I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in. |
| I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth. |
| I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then. |
| I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be. |
| At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it. |
| If the money's right, I'll do a film. |
| I'm really a pacifist. |
| I do not live in the world of sobriety. |
| What's the point of staying sober? |
| I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again. |
| Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true. |
| Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them! |
| I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well. |
| Awe and respect are two different things. |
| When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. |
| I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home. |
| You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher. |
| I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat. |
| Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums. |
