 Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. |
| I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. |
| I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. |
| I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy. |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. |
| A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. |
| Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. |
| So little time and so little to do. |
| I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good. |
| There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. |
| Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. |
| Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. |
| The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. |
| I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. |
| Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. |
| Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. |
| I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. |
| What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. |
| Schizophrenia beats dining alone. |
| There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. |
