He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.       | 
  Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.       | 
  All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.       | 
  There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.       | 
  Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.       | 
  Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.       | 
  America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.       | 
  There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel no one else has a right to blame us.       | 
  No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist.       | 
  Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.       | 
  I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.       | 
  Who, being loved, is poor?       | 
  Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.       | 
  I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.       | 
  I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.       | 
  I can resist everything except temptation.       | 
  Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.       | 
  I have nothing to declare except my genuis.       | 
  Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.       | 
  There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.       |