When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. |
You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke. |
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner. |
Never fight an inanimate object. |
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us. |
Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there. |
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. |
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college. |
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased. |