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P. J. O'Rourke
November 14, 1947 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

   

You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.

   

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

   

Never fight an inanimate object.

   

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

   

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.

   

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

   

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

   

America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.

   

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