 An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. |
| The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name. |
| I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored. |
| My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way. |
| The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. |
| I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185. |
| I laughed all the way through Love Story. |
| I think basically an actor is a salesman. |
| A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. |
| My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. |
| Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. |
| I'm Liberace without a piano. |
| I wish I had the nerve not to tip. |
| My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. |
| I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. |
| The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. |
| If I'm not working, I don't know what to do. |
| I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. |
| Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. |
| My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly. |
