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Paul Merton Quotes
Page 1 of 1Paul Merton
July 9, 1957 -
Nationality: British
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: British Comedian
|  On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'. | | I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? | | My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years. |
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