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Paula Poundstone Quotes
Page 1 of 1Paula Poundstone
December 29, 1959 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian
|  I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do. | | Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. | | My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' | | I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. | | The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. | | The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. |
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