Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy. |
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. |
Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring. |
Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. |
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. |
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. |
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other. |
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes. |
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. |
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. |
I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any. |
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. |
Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart. |
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked. |
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. |
I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning. |
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse. |
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. |
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. |
We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through. |